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Leigh Bowery

Leigh Bowery

Ok you heard it hear first

I have been very elusive about my Halloween Costume.
the only information I am giving out, is that it will be a "look"
and it will involve bad hair weaves.

Well I found my inspiration. Leigh Bowery, a fantastical club person from 1980s London. Boy George is playing him in the new Broadway Musical Taboo X.

I'll need some make up, and put together some of my clothes. I expect it to have the impact of my Zombie of last year, but with more whimsy.


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Great

Brunch was great monday was great. I have been in the greatest mood lately. I wonder if I am not mildly bipolar. Or is there some "cycle" I go through? In any case I am very happy. All the things I thought were making me unhappy remain unchanged, yet my mood is very enhanced.

Tonight I am going to the Dame to see a show with the crew.

Today I am watching One Hour Photo. It is hard to believe how many people Robin Williams can portray. He is barely recognizable.

I am getting excited about the Drag on the 12th. I need to finalize my music.
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Work went well

I was on fire last night. Every single table I took was turn to gold. The 5 birthday revelers, the 4 regulars the sexy foreigners. all took very good care of me. I think talking about work with D makes me mad. I nipped some controversy in the bud by turning over the schedule and blatently asking R about a table I supposedly pissed off. I planned to turn my key in, but will probably wait a bit.
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I could have been accused of insider trading.

Back when I was in college, my mom made an innocent comment of how my dad had been working a lot on an aquisition. I instantly knew that Northwest was buying Republic Airlines. Had I any moula, I would have bought all the stock I could. I even contemplated goign for a bank loan. Thinking back, this would have been considered insider trading, jst from the appearance. My dad in no way told me about it. and mom did not even know what was going on. I am not sure how illegal buying up a take over target by family of senior management would have looked, but I doubt it would have looked good.

Sense prevailed, and even then at the ripe young age of 21 I knew the appearance of impriety was bad. It would have been bno where near the scope of the IMClone business of Martha Stewart.
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Gator

watched Gator today, and it is exactly as I rememebr in my Blue Lagoon meets Gator movie. Especially the introductory scenes with the speedboats racing through the swamps over the docks/boardwalks. Almost verbatim.

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Face Reality

No one is irreplaceable in this business.

That they do not value what I do, should be of no surprise.

The honeymoon is over for me, and I have to decide how long I can endure the marriage.

Things are not getting better. they are getting worse. Things I fix are not appreciated.

Maybe I should just go try and see if there is some other place I can work, until I can get my life settled. I feel very vulnerable right now. Car, CCs, other various bills. I wish I could say I was living the high life, but I am not. Every single time I get near to being caught up, something else happens. I realize this is why we have savings. and its usually people my age that tell people this all the time.

Things I can do to fix.

1. sell stuff.


2. Get a better paying job.


3. get a roommate.

all of these are very do-able.

Tomorrow I can get things ready for a sale,
but first I need to get my Truck in to have the brakes looked at.
I can skip this, but need to get a ride to the Thoroughbred Center on Saturday.
I can apply at Jonathon's tomorrow though.

before I can get a roommate, I need to make room. I wonder if I could deal with living upstairs?


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Blue Lagoon Dream

I am watching the Blue Lagoon
and Never having seen it, its pretty amazing how so many of the scenes were replayed in my Blue Lagoon meets Gator dream. I also realized I was the Paddy character. I may have watched bits and pieces over the years if it was on cable. I am sure I never finished it due to the complete lack of gratuitous nudity :-). Chris Atkins is so yummy.

The Movie Gator is on its way.
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Car trouble

My gas bill is due tomorrow, and my car's break system seems to be going out. I just don;t understand. Everytime I get near clearing things up, something else happens. While I know something will always happen. Things do. It will be very easy to fall into a why me attitude if I ajm not careful. Last time I remember the why me, was when the Jeep broke on the highway. Long time ago.

I am glad it was busy last night. as frustrating as it seemed. The money was worth it. I need to have my garage sale.
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Date or not a date

Did I agree on a date with this guy?
We mentioned Portofino
I mentioned I was free Thursday.
but was the deal closed?
should I expect a call.
should I call? Today is wednesday.
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Hotel Bemelmans

I am so glad I found this book. It was read aloud on BBC "Off the Shelf" and its stories are short quick and half the length of the average....

Hotel Bemelmans

Letter Topic

Fake goodwill truck LHLb3
Lextran LHLb3
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am I quitting?
am I going to be fired?
do I care?
what am I doing?

make a plan!
follow the plan!
accomplish something!

Treading water only lasts for so long.

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I think I'd have been happy with any of them. but I do like Kyan and was thinking of him when I answered my questions.


Kyan: Grooming Guru


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Railroad Kommissar is my Parody Dean site, also decidedly refering to my Railroad Commssioner title

apply at portofino today

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FOXNews.com - Top Stories - Study: Broken Heart May Cause Brain Distress

WASHINGTON — A rejected lover's broken heart (search) may cause as much distress in a pain center of the brain as an actual physical injury, according to new research.


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while I do not have a broken Heart. i do think i have a crush on Chris - fornow.

went to McCarthy's for the Jaeger. Had a few more shots at werk for and profit. Had a Rumpies with droopy, a das Kamet with a soldier in from Iraq, and another rumpies with Edwin for hsi B-day.

found this oddity in a newgroup:


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I LOVE GAY MECCA
(a bawdy 5-minute sketch)

(c) 2003 by Zeke Krahlin


Let's give it up for Jehovah's Queer Witness! Rah!

(While putting on wings:)
Jesus is Back...and he's funnier than electric eels run loose in a boys
locker room!

Whenever I do open mic, I am ALWAYS introduced as "Jehovah's
Queer Witness". And this rainbow sweater with the pink wings have
become my trademark. Along with this Walgreens dragonfly
refrigerator magnet.

The premise of my character is this: Jesus Christ returns to
planet earth, and he's queer as a Susan B. Anthony dollar bill.
So is his Dad, who is also his lover. And they're a couple of
wild and crazy fags.

So how does our Gay Lord make his second coming known to the
masses? Well, he starts out by appearing here and there at open
mics in San Francisco, as a queer standup comic and storyteller.

But he's not very good, though because his Holy Father's spoiled
him rotten (extreme favoritism, you know)...he honestly believes
he's REALLY talented. So how do I pull off playing such a
character? Well, I'm trying!

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(Become Jehovah's Queer witness:)

I rock you know. I'm what's happening, dudes...dudettes.

I love Gay Mecca! Every day's a great day, if you're gay... here
in San Francisco. And today was just another typical day for me:

My alarm goes off at 10:30am (I'm unemployed). I roll over and
yawn, when someone buzzes my door. Turns out to be eleven
gorgeous studs delivering me breakfast in bed! Topped off with a
yummy BJ by the slave of my choice...who straddles me the entire
time I butter my toast!

What a way to start the day, huh?

The I pull a triple S (shave shit and shower) and step
out...stroll down Market Street where I walk by this STUNNING
dude...upon whose arm, unfortunately, dangles a chic.

So I says to the lady: "Whoa, dear, I hope you don't mind my
saying this, but dammit, your boyfriend has the most gorgeous
basket I've ever seen on a dude!"

So the guy addresses her: "How come you never say nice things
like this, about me? Where has the romance gone?" Well, they get
into this argument, and I decide "uh-oh, I'd better scram", when
the cute dude tells me to wait up.

He dumps his fiancee for me...can you believe it? And the next
thing you know he's wining and dining me at the Top of the Mark!
He says: "You say such nice things about me. My ex, though, only
thinks about herself...me, me, me...what can my boyfriend do for
me today?"

"That's nice, honey" I say over my third glass of Sparkling Rose.
"Please pass the caviar. And when you're done massaging my feet,
I could use another BJ. My semen's building up again. You were
pretty good last time--not knocking it--but I KNOW you can do
better!"

Well, before we depart, he gives me his card, proposing domestic
partnership. I says: "I'll think about it; don't know if I'm
ready to hang with a multi-millionaire yet...you know how us
renegade counter-culture types are. Let me get back to you."

And it's only 3pm...the day's not even half over! So I decide to
hang out for a while South of Market, at this gay biker bar, Hole
in the Wall, on 8th and Folsom.

There's a new bartender there, Donald, and boy does he make me
happy! Not only does he treat me to all the drinks and ganja I
want, but provides me with my own back room where he gives me the
best BJs I've had this entire week!

But all play and no work makes Jehovah's Queer Witness a dull
savior, so I decide to go home, and work on a new skit. But will
the bartenders and customers of Hole in the Wall let me leave
without first going down on me, each and every one? No, they will
not, God bless 'em! Each and every mouth, a luscious memory!

A hundred and five BJs in less than an hour. How do I do it? I
have no idea why I'm so virile! Leave it to Daddy's queer magic.
Well, just when I buckle my belt and am about to leave, this
bodacious police officer saunters on in, and says (peering around
in the dim light, fondling his handlebar mustachio):

"Where's this Jehovah's Queer Witness fellow who I just heard
back at Mission Station, has the most OUTSTANDING family jewels this
side of the Sierra Nevada?" Well, one thing quickly leads to
another, and I am delayed an ADDITIONAL several minutes before I
could really step out.

Walking home (for the exercise) is a mistake. What should be only
half an hour hike, takes two! I swear, a gorgeous, studly cop at
every corner offers to service me...and does! (In the nearest
doorway of course; I'm nothing if not discrete.)

So I have to just forget about writing that new skit this
evening...else I won't make it here tonight, for the show! So
that, folks, is just a brief list of the MANY reasons I love Gay
Mecca!

And now you ALSO know what queers like me on disability do with
all our spare time... besides trying our hand at stand-up comedy!
Thanks, you're a great audience, but I got fourteen muscle-bound
gang members waiting on the corner out there, dying to show me
their love. Ciao!

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Zeke Krahlin is 'Jehovah's Queer Witness'
"Breeders are gonna sue the hell outta this prevert!"
-Andrew Twice Laid
http://www.gay-bible.org

plans for a tent cottage, in pm enc v4 page #2271. I have a picture of a large verison of this in my wish notebook. I'd love to have one of these between Hill and Long lakes.

Later in same book p 2358 is pick up bed cap.

MMM my coffee is great this am.

I am having an epidemic of dreams. I have remembered them a lot lately. Today I had a nightmare of sorts. It started out all idyllic - Blue Lagoon. I was the benevolent older guy trying to protect the kids. But some how my dad, was th ebad guy and not only did he strand them on the island, but he was trying to get their boat. Initially he did not know I was there, but when he found me, it looked violent. I woke up.

All the dreams I remember latrely have involved water. Stepping down a flight of stairs, and having nearly everyone I know floating peacefully in some form of lake.

Fishing and pulling out the huge fish.

comeing home - to my old house - to find my old roommate added major water scaping elements to the yard. Waterfalls, fish ponds. It was quite lovely.


SWOON: Your Everyday Oracle

New York City - Tiger Found in Apartment Heads to Ohio Refuge: "The white Siberian-Bengal tiger captured by police Saturday afternoon in the fifth-floor Harlem apartment where it was being kept as a pet was taken to a wildlife preserve in Ohio Sunday to begin a new life in la ess confining setting. Its erstwhile keeper, Antoine Yates, 36, faced comparatively more constraints on his movement."

Dog Treats more

Cheese Twists For Dogs - Lets try to make these for TC

Dreaming@SWOON: The Meaning of Fish: "To dream of catching a fish is an augury of success, and the bigger the fish the bigger the success;"

Last night I dreamt I caught a real big fish. Five feet or more. It was huge and every one was impressed. But later I could tell no one about it, as they were all preoccupied. It was a white fish, i do not think it was a carp. It reminded me of a white bullhead. Almost human or dolphin like features. It could have been one of those freshwater "dolphins"

the weird spam is from
The Master Key by L Frank Baum
Dorothy and the Wizard of Oz
Deuteronomy
and a sermon.

one of my favorite bad movie quotes is a rap.

She-Devils On Wheels (1968): "'We don't owe nobody nothin,' and we don't make no deals; We're swingin' chicks on motors, we're man-eaters on wheels.' "

weird email spam recieved :
seems to be from the oz books by baum.



It don't hurt white men, you see, but it kills black men quicker than the bang-stick Then the Tin Woodman arose and said: Respected Jury and dearly beloved Ozma, I pray you not to judge this feline prisoner unfeelingly egypt to hand us over to the amorites to destroy us. where are we headed? our kindred have made our hearts melt by reporting 'the opened and i saw visions

Mya called today. The movie daytripper was on. I am glad she thought my pecking order was funny.